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What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzler.

What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

What's the one food that goes over almost as well as burgers in Transylvania? Fang-furters! (sometimes neck-wurst)

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

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