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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!

What did they say about the burger who went skiing for the first time? How the meaty have fallen!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef, soldier!

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle.

What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!

What do meatballs say about mystery stories? The pot thickens!

What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!

What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

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