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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What happened to the pilot who flew into a 4,000 pound mountain of meat? He got grounded!

What happened when the meat patty saw the seeded bun? It was love at first sight - poppy (seed) love!

What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!

What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

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