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How do frogs die? T hey Kermit suicide.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do you get if you cross a planet with a toad? Star warts.

What is a toad's favorite ballet? Swamp Lake.

What do toads drink? Croaka-cola.

What do frogs drink? Hot croako.

What is green and slimy and is found at the North Pole? A lost frog.

What kind of shoes to frogs like? Open-toad sandals.

What do you call a frog spy? A croak and dagger agent.

Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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