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What do you get if you cross a toad with a mist? Kermit the Fog.

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head? Lily.

How did the toad die? It simply croaked.

What is a cloak? The mating call of a Chinese toad?

What's the weakest animal in the world? A toad. He will croak if you touch him.

Where do toads leave their coats and hats? In the croakroom.

What is green and tough? A toad with a machine gun.

What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions? A hot frog.

What happens if you eat a hot frog? You croak in no time.

What is the chameleon's motto? A change is as good as a rest.

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