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What jumps up and down in front of a car? Froglights.

Where does a ten-tonne frog sleep? Anywhere it wants to!

When is a car like a frog? When it's being toad.

What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

What do you say to a hitch-hiking frog? Hop in!

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.

Why do frogs have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires.

What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.

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