Slimies, Creepies and Reptile Jokes

Slimies, Creepies & Reptile Jokes

What is wet and slippery and likes Latin American music?
A conga eel.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a Lego set?
A boa constructor.

What is a snake's favorite food?
Hiss fingers.

What is the dif ference between a poisonous snake and a headmaster?
You can make a pet out of the snake.

Which hand would you use to grab a poisonous snake?
Your enemy's.

What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
ait until he's finished.

What is a snake's favorite opera?
Wriggletto.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
Because they had a crush on each other.

What should you do if you fiend a snake in your bed?
Sleep in the wardrobe.

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.

Slimies, Creepies & Reptile Jokes

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