Slimies, Creepies and Reptile Jokes

Slimies, Creepies & Reptile Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes?
They speak with forked tongue.

What snakes are good at sums?
Adders.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?
A fangfurther.

What is a snake's favorite dance?
Snake, rattle and roll.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a pig?
A boar constrictor.

Why are snakes hard to fool?
They have no leg to pull.

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner?
A snake charmer.

Why did the viper want to become a python?
He got the coiling.

What do most people do when they see a python?
They re-coil.

What school subject are snakes best at?
Hiss-to ry.

Slimies, Creepies & Reptile Jokes

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