Slimies, Creepies and Reptile Jokes

Slimies, Creepies & Reptile Jokes

What did one worm say to another when he was late home?
Why in earth are you late?

What's the dif ference between a worm and a gooseberry?
Ever tried eating worm pie?

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Big holes in your garden.

What is the best advice to give a worm?
Sleep late.

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Because they're Wrigley's.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A bookworm.

What makes a glow-worm glow?
A light meal.

What would you do if you found a bookworm chewing your favorite book?
Take the words right out of its mouth.

What is a bookworm's idea of a big feast?
War and Peace.

Who was wet and slippery and invaded England?
William the Conger.

Slimies, Creepies & Reptile Jokes

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