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What did Dracula say to his new apprentice? We could do with some new blood around here.

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

What happened when the vampire went to the blood bank? He asked to make a withdrawal.

What's a vampire's favorite love song? How Can I Ignore the Girl Necks Door.

What does a vampire say to the mirror? Terror, terror on the wall.

What's a vampire's favorite cartoon character? Batman.

What did Dracula call his daughter? Bloody Mary.

Why do vampires eat in transport cafes? They can eat for necks to nothing in them.

What type of people do vampires like? O positive people.

What do vampires play poker for? High stakes.

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