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Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? G houldilocks.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfnger.

Why did the vampire go to hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What does a vampire say when you tell him a ghoul joke? Ghoul blimey!

What's Dracula's favorite dance? The fang-dango.

When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.

What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

What do vampires think of blood transfusions? New-fang-led rubbish.

Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.

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