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Which flavor ice cream
is Dracula's favorite?
Vein-illa. |
What is the first thing
that vampires learn at school?
The alphabat. |
Why did Dracula go to
the orthodontist?
He wanted to improve his bite. |
Why is Hollywood full
of vampires?
They need someone to play the bit parts. |
Why do vampires like
school dinners?
Because they know they won't get stake. |
Why wouldn't the vampire
eat his soup?
It clotted. |
What is a vampire's
favorite soup?
Scream of tomato. |
Why did the vampire
sit on a pumpkin?
It wanted to play squash. |
What do you get if you
cross Dracula with a snail?
The world's slowest vampire. |
Why are vampires always
exhausted in April?
Because they've just completed a long March of 31 days. |
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