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What happened to the vampire who swallowed a sheep? He felt baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!

What's Dracula's favorite coffee? De-coffiin-ated.

What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.

Why do vampires do well at school? Because every time they're asked a question they come up with a biting reply.

What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.

Why are vampires crazy? Because they're often bats.

What did the vampire say when he had been to the dentist? Fangs very much.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.

How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.

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