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How do vampire footballers
get the mud off?
They all get in the bat tub. |
What do you call a dog
owned by Dracula?
A blood hound. |
Why does Dracula have
no friends?
Because he's a pain in the neck. |
What did the vampire
do to stop his son biting his nails?
He cut all his fingers off. |
What was the Californian
hippie vampire like?
He was ghoul man. Real ghoul. |
What's a vampire's favorite
sport?
Batminton. |
What happened to the
two mad vampires?
They both went a little batty. |
What do vampires cross
the sea in?
Blood vessels. |
What do vampires have
at eleven o'clock every day?
A coffin break. |
Where do vampires go
on holiday?
To the Isle of Fright. |
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