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What is Dracula's favourite breakfast? Readyneck.

Was Dracula ever married? No, he was a bat-chelor.

What is Dracula's favourite pudding? Leeches and scream.

Why does Dracula live in a coffin? Because the rent is low.

Can a toothless vampire still bite you? No, but he can give you a nasty suck!

What is it called when a vampire gets a lot of letters from his admirers? Fang mail.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you good night? Necking.

What is Dracula's favourite sport? Bat-minton.

What does a vampire take for a bad cold? Coffin drops.

What is bright red and dumb? A blood clot.

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