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What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !

What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !

What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !

What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

How do you stop a dog smelling ? Put a peg on it's nose !

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