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What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"

What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !

Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ? Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher !

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !

Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema ? Anywhere it wants to !

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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