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What do dogs have that no other animal has? Puppies.

What does a dog become after it is six years old? Seven years old.

What dog can jump higher than a tree? Any dog can jump higher than a tree. Trees don't jump.

What eats dog food, lives in a doghouse and is very dangerous? A dog with a machine gun.

What flower did Lassie like best? A collie flower.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.

What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.

What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.

What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

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