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Which dog tastes better when eaten?
A hot dog.
Which side of a dog has the most hair?
The outside, of course.
Who gave the dog a black eye?
Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it.
Why are dogs such poor dancers?
They have two left feet.
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog jump off the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway.
Why did the dog jump up and down on the potato patch?
He hoped to raise mashed potatoes.
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind.
Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.
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