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What is a dog's favourite tree? The dogwood.

What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.

What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.

What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog wearing your favourite tie? Go see a doctor. You have been seeing too many 500-pound dogs lately.

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