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What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.

What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.

What should you do with a blue dog? Cheer him up.

What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

What word did the dog always pronounce incorrectly? Incorrectly.

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

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