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Dog
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When do dogs have 16
legs?
When there are four of them. |
When is a dog most impolite?
When he points. |
When is a dog most likely
to enter the house?
When the door is open. |
When you catch your
dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth. |
Where do you usually
find dogs?
It all depends on where you lose them. |
Where was the dog when
the lights went out?
In the dark. |
Which dog can tell time?
A watchdog. |
Which dog eats with
its tail?
All dogs keep their tails on when eating. |
Which dog is always
without a tail?
A hot dog. |
Which dog looks like
a cat?
A police dog in disguise. |
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