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What do you get if you cross a donkey and Christmas ? Muletide greetings !

What do you get if you cross the devil and an anagram ? Santa !

What do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and a pig ? A Ham omelette !

What do you get if you cross a Shakespeare play and a vampire ? Bat breath !

What do you get if you cross an Eskimo and an ex-boyfriend ? The cold shoulder !

What do you get if you cross a penguin and an elk ? Chocolate moose !

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ? Bike carbonate of soda !

What do you get if you cross a skeleton, a feather and a joke book ? Rib ticklers !

What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a garden spade ? Skullduggery !

What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a dog ? An animal that buries itself !

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