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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ? A wedding ring !

What do you get if you cross a doctor's surgery and a mountain range ? Peak Practice !

What do you get if you cross a pig and an emergency vehicle ? A Hambulance !

What do you get if you cross a joke book and a snowstorm ? Corn Flakes !

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a plumber ? A drain in the neck !

What do you get if you cross an Italian landmark and a ghost ? The screaming tower of Pisa !

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ? Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do you get if you cross a carrier pigeon with a woodpecker ? A bird that knocks before delivering a message !

What do you get if you cross a frog and a secret agent ? A croak and dagger story !

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