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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a pair of tennis rackets ? Ping pong !

What do you get if you cross a pudding and a cow pat ? A smelly jelly !

What do you get if you cross a pig and a box of itching powder ? Pork scratching !

What do you get if you cross a bear with a freezer ? A teddy brrrrr !

What do you get if you cross a computer with a vampire ? Something new fangled !

What do you get if you cross a tin opener, a vampire and a cricket team ? An opening bat !

What do you get if you cross a cow with a grass cutter ? A lawn mooer !

What do you get if you cross a ice cream with a dog ? Frost-bite !

What do you get if you cross a helicopter with a cornish pasty ? Something pie in the sky !

What do you get if you cross a pair of dogs with a hairdresser ? A shampoodle and setter !

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