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What do you get if you cross a TV programme and a load of sheep ? A flock-U-mentart !

What do you get if you cross a footballer and a mythical creature ? A centaur forward !

What do you get if you cross an actress and a glove puppet ? Sooty and Streep !

What do you get if you cross a pastry and a scary film ? A Cornish nasty !

What do you get if you cross a pig and a part in a film ? A ham roll !

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !

What do you get if you cross a toadstool and a full suitcase ? Not mushroom for your holiday clothes !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a vampire ? A were - woof !

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