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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a space ship ? Apollo neck woolly jumpers !

What do you get if you cross a pig with a naked person ? Streaky bacon !

What do you get if you cross a box of matches and a giant ? The big match !

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a skyscraper ? A high jumper!

What do you get if you cross a road with a safari park ? Double yellow lions !

What do you get if you cross an artist with a policeman ? A brush with the law !

What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers ? A hole in one !

What do you get if you cross a plumber with a field of cow pats ? The poohed piper !

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a bottle of whisky ? Trunk and disorderly !

What do you get if you cross a flock of sheep and a radiator ? Central bleating !

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