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What do you get if you cross a bad tempered witch doctor, a fizzy drink and your dad ?
A bottle of pop !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?
Collie-wood !
What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ?
A cricket ball !
What do you get if you cross a giant ape and a self defence class ?
Kong-fu !
What do you get if you cross a jet engine and a tennis racket ?
A Tennis Rocket !
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?
The Baaahaaamaaas !
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a vampire ?
A were - wool !
What do you get if you cross a King and a boat ?
King Canoe !
What do you get if you cross a herb and Doctor Who ?
A thyme machine !
What do you get if you cross two sailors and a bottle of HP ?
Tartare Sauce !
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