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Why did the germ cross the microscope?
To get to the other side.
Why did the invisible mother take her invisible child to the doctor?
To find out why he wasn't all there.
Why did the kid put his hand in the fuse box when the weather got hot?
He heard that fuses blew.
Why did the man hit his hand with a hammer?
He wanted to see something swell.
Why did the mother ghost take her ghost child to the doctor?
She was worried because he was in such good spirits.
Why did the secretary cut her fingers off?
She wanted to write shorthand.
Why did the timid soul tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.
Why do you feel soft in the head when you wash your hair?
Because you get a soggy noodle.
Why do your eyes look different when you come from an eye doctor?
Because they've been checked.
Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
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