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Did
you hear the story about the germ?
Never mind. I don't want it spread all over. |
How
can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you
drink chocolate milk?
Take the spoon out of the glass. |
How
can you tell if a bucket is not well?
When it is a little pale (pail). |
How
can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
He starts coffin. |
How
can you tell if you are cross-eyed?
When you see eye-to-eye with yourself. |
How
did the bread feel when it was put in the toaster?
It was burned up. |
How
did the clock feel when no one wound it up?
Run down. |
How
did the kid get a flat nose?
His teacher told him to keep it to the grindstone. |
How
did the skeleton know it was raining?
He could feel it in his bones. |
How
do you know that army sergeants have a lot of headaches?
Because they always yell, "Tension!" |
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