Doctor, health, medical & hospital riddles

Doctor, Health, & Medical Riddles

How do you know that peanuts are fattening?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant?

How do you make a thin person fat?
Throw him up in the air and he comes down "Plump."

How was the blind carpenter able to see?
He picked up his hammer and saw.

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what will an onion do?
Keep everyone away.

If you don't feel well, what do you probably have?
A pair of gloves on your hands.

If you dropped a tomato on your toe, would it hurt much?
Yes, if' it were in a can.

If you fell off' a ladder, what would you fall against?
Against your will.

What did Frankenstein say when a bolt of lightning hit him?
"Thanks, I needed that!"

What did the dentist say to the golfer?
"You have a hole in one. "

What did the doctor find when he examined the X-ray of the dummy's head?
Nothing.

Doctor, Health, & Medical Riddles

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