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What do you get if you put your hand in a pot?
A potted palm.
What do you get if you put your head in a washing machine?
Cleaner and brighter thoughts.
What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
What does every drowning person say no matter what language he speaks?
"Glub, glub!"
What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
What goes, "Ho, ho, ho, plop!"?
Santa Claus laughing his head off
What happened when the dog swallowed the watch?
He got a lot of ticks.
What happened when the horse swallowed a dollar bill?
He bucked.
What happened when the icicle landed on the man's head?
It knocked him cold.
What happens when a pony gets sunburned?
You get a little horseradish (reddish).
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