Oddball riddles, puzzles and brain teasers

Oddball Riddles

Why did the boy's mother knit him three socks for Christmas?
Because he grew another foot.

Why did the elephant lie in the middle of the road?
To trip the ants.

Why did the ghost kid measure himself against the wall?
Because he wanted to know if he gruesome (grew some).

Why did the projector blush?
It saw. the filmstrip.

Why did the traffic light turn red?
So would you if you had to change in front of all those people.

Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So that they can fight knights (nights).

Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?
Because she never marries the best man.

Why is a grouchy kindergarten teacher like a collection of old car parts?
She's a crank surrounded by a bunch of little nuts.

Why is an elephant gray, large, and wrinkled?
Because if he were small, white, and round, he would be an aspirin.

Why should you stay calm when you meet a cannibal?
You don't want to get into a stew.

Oddball Riddles

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