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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? "I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

What did the cannibal have for lunch? Baked beings (beans).

What do bees do with all their honey? Cell (sell) it.

What do liars do after they die? Lie still.

What do two oceans say when they meet? They don't say anything, they just wave.

What do you call a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at the same time? A four-loaf cleaver (clover).

What do you call a sunburn on your stomach? Pot roast.

What do you call Eskimo cows? Eskimoos.

What do you call it when pigs do their laundry? Hogwash!

What do you get if you cross a canary and a tiger? I don't know, but when it sings you'd better listen.

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