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What kind of feet does a mathematics teacher have?
Square feet.
What kind of mistake does a ghost make?
A boo-boo.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What part of a car causes the most accidents?
The nut behind the wheel.
What should you do with a blue monster?
Cheer him up.
What should you say when you meet a monster with two heads?
"Hello, hello!"
What sound do two porcupines make when they. kiss?
"Ouch!"
What wears a black cape, flies through the night, and bites?
A mosquito in a black cape.
What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding buffalo?
The Mashed (Masked) Crusaders.
What would you get if Minnehaha married Santa Claus?
Minnehaha hoho.
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