Oddball riddles, puzzles and brain teasers

Oddball Riddles

What would you get if you crossed a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.

What would you get if you crossed a movie house and a swimming pool?
A dive-in theatre.

When I get old and ugly, will you still talk to me?
Don't I ?

Where do old Volkswagens go?
To the old Volks (folks) home.

Where do they store Chinese boats?
In a junkyard.

Where does a two-ton gorilla sleep?
Anywhere he wants to.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom.

Which is better to have, a cow or a bull?
A cow gives milk, but a bull always charges.

Who invented spaghetti?
Someone who used his noodle.

Why did Robin Hood rob the rich?
Because the poor didn't have any money.

Oddball Riddles

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