Oddball riddles, puzzles and brain teasers

Oddball Riddles

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie.

What do you get if you cross a chick and a guitar?
A chicken that makes music when you pluck it.

What do you get if you cross a clock and a chicken?
An alarm cluck (clock).

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
A cockapoodledoo.

What do you get if you cross a homing pigeon and a woodpecker?
A bird that not only delivers messages, but also knocks on the door.

What does a mummy child call its parents?
Mummy and Deady.

What does a person have to know before teaching tricks to a dog?
More than the dog.

What goes, "Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish. Clomp, clomp, clomp, squish?"
An elephant with a wet sneaker.

What happened when the Scotsman went to buy clothes?
He got kilt (killed).

What happens when a bird flies into a fan?
You get shredded tweet.

Oddball Riddles

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