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How
did the patient get to the hospital so fast?
Flu. |
How
do mice kiss?
Mouse-to-mouse (mouth-to-mouth). |
How
do mummies behave?
In a grave manner. |
How
do you keep a rhinoceros from charging?
Take away his credit cards. |
How
do you know that carrots are good for the eyes?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing eyeglasses? |
How
do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
Make him sit up front. |
How
does a snake feel when he sheds his skin?
Snaked. |
If a
buttercup is yellow, what colour is a hiccup?
Burple. |
If a
telegraph operator from California married a telephone operator
from Arizona, what would they become?
A western union. |
If an
athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
Missile toe. |
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