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Why did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover.
Why did the little girl eat bullets?
She wanted her hair to grow in bangs.
Why did the man hit the clock?
Because the clock struck first.
Why did the orchestra have bad manners?
Because it didn't know how to conduct itself.
Why do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Why do surgeons wear masks during operations?
Because if they make a mistake, no one will know who did it.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because they give snappy answers.
Why is a robber strong?
Because he holds people up.
Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?
If you add 4 and 4, you get 8.
Why is mayonnaise never ready?
Because it is always dressing.
Why was the invisible mother upset with her invisible child?
Because he was always appearing.
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