Good guys and bad boys riddles

Heroes & Villains Riddles

How do you make an eggroll (egg roll)?
Push it.

How do you make Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

How does a hot dog speak?
Frankly.

How is a bell obedient?
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

If you cross a bee and chopped meat, what do you get?
A humburger.

If you cross a cat and a pickle, what do you have?
A picklepuss.

If you want to learn how to fight, what book should you read?
A scrapbook.

What criminal doesn't take baths?
A dirty crook.

What cruel person would sit on a baby?
A baby sitter.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?
"You've got some crust."

Heroes & Villains Riddles

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