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What do well-behaved young lambs say to their mothers?
"Thank ewe!"
What do witches eat?
Halloweenies (hollow weenies).
What do you call a sheep that is covered with chocolate?
A Hershey baaa (bar).
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
An elephant that helps old ladies cross the street.
What do you get when two strawberries meet?
A strawberry shake.
What dog has bad manners?
A pointer pointing is not polite.
What dog is religious?
A prairie dog.
What gun does a police dog use?
A dogmatic.
What happens to naughty pigs ?
They become devilled ham.
What happens when a ghost is set on fire?
You get roast ghost.
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