Good guys and bad boys riddles

Heroes & Villains Riddles

What do well-behaved young lambs say to their mothers?
"Thank ewe!"

What do witches eat?
Halloweenies (hollow weenies).

What do you call a sheep that is covered with chocolate?
A Hershey baaa (bar).

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a Boy Scout?
An elephant that helps old ladies cross the street.

What do you get when two strawberries meet?
A strawberry shake.

What dog has bad manners?
A pointer pointing is not polite.

What dog is religious?
A prairie dog.

What gun does a police dog use?
A dogmatic.

What happens to naughty pigs ?
They become devilled ham.

What happens when a ghost is set on fire?
You get roast ghost.

Heroes & Villains Riddles

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