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Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium.
Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.
Why was the horrible, big monster making a terrible noise all night?
After eating Madonna he thought he could sing.
What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster?
He became an ex-Ray.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Because he was in need of light refreshment.
What happened when the ice monster ate a curry?
He blew his cool.
What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Dreaded wheat.
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghosts eat for supper?
Spook-etti.
The vampire went into the Monster Cafe. "Shark and chips," he ordered.
"And make it snappy."
What makes an ideal present for a monster?
Five pairs of gloves - one for each hand.
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