Monster munch - what and who monsters eat

Monster Munch

How do you know if a monster's come round for tea?
There are muddy footprints on the carpet.

What kind of cocktails do monsters enjoy?
Ighballs.

Why do some monsters eat raw meat?
Because they don't know how to cook.

MONSTER BOY: Should you eat chicken with your fingers?
MONSTER MUM: No, fingers should be eaten separately.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

What did the monster want to eat in the restaurant?
The finger bowl.

What did the monster eat after its teeth were pulled out?
The dentist.

How did Frankenstein's monster eat its food?
By bolting it down.

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?
Fish and ships.

What do nasty monsters give each other for breakfast?
Smacks in the mouth.

Monster Munch

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