Monster munch - what and who monsters eat

Monster Munch

How do you make a monster float?
Take two scoops of ice-cream, a glass of Coke and add one monster . . .

On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday.

Why did the monster eat candles?
For light refreshment.

FIRST MONSTER: I had a nice man to dinner last night.
SECOND MONSTER: So you enjoyed having him?
FIRST MONSTER: Oh yes . . . he was delicious.

What's a monster's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato.

How do monsters like their eggs?
Terror fried.

MONSTER WIFE: I don't know what to make of my husband.
FRIEND: How about a hotpot?

What is a monster's favourite drink?
Demonade.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Which monster eats the fastest?
The goblin.

Monster Munch

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