MONSTER MOTHER: How
many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers?
Use the spade like everyone else.
Little monster: Mom
I've finished. Can I leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.
If you tipped a can
of food over a ghoul, what would you get?
Beans on ghost.
Mommy monster: Agatha,
how often must I tell you not to eat with your fingers.
Agatha monster: Sorry Mom. Mommy monster: I should think so! Use a shovel like I do.
1st monster: Who was
that lady I saw you with last night?
2nd monster: That was no lady, that was my lunch.
Little monster: Mom,
why can't we have dustbins like everyone else?
Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.
Little monster: Mom,
Mom, what's for tea?
Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
Why do waiters prefer
monsters to flies?
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a monster in their soup?
What will a monster
eat in a restaurant?
The waiter.
