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Why is a shoemaker's job unpleasant?
Because of all the low-down heels that he has to work with.
Why shouldn't you believe painters?
Because they spread it on thick.
Why was Count Dracula glad to help young vampires?
He liked to see new blood in the business.
Why was the banker bored?
Because he lost interest in everything.
Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?
He was always horsing around.
Why was the expert in the pretzel factory fired?
He tried to- straighten things out.
Why was the Marine sergeant discharged?
Because he was rotten to the Corps (core).
Why was the photographer arrested?
Because he shot people and blew them up.
Why was the worker fired from his job in the mattress factory?
Because he was caught lying down on the job.
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