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Why
did the man like his work in the towel factory?
It was a very absorbing job. |
Why
did the pretty school teacher marry the janitor?
Because he swept her off her feet. |
Why
did the spy pull the sheets over his head?
He was an undercover agent. |
Why
did the waiter stomp on his customer's hamburger?
Because the customer was in a hurry and told the waiter to step
on it. |
Why
did the woman who mended bowls go crazy?
She was around cracked pots (crackpots) too long. |
Why
didn't the girl go to work in the wool factory?
Because she was too young to dye (die). |
Why
do misers talk so little?
Because they don't like to put their two cents in. |
Why
do people dislike going to the dentist?
Because he is boring. |
Why
is a drama teacher like the Pony Express?
Because he is a stage coach. |
Why
is a shoemaker like a clergyman?
Both try to save soles (souls). |
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