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At this
moment everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is
it?
Getting older. |
At what
sports do waiters excel?
Tennis. They really know how to serve. |
For
what person do all men take off their hats?
The barber. |
How
do fish go into business?
They start on a small scale. |
How
do sailors get their clothes clean?
They throw them overboard and they wash ashore. |
How
do they pay people who work in a candle factory?
By the wick (week). |
How
do undertakers speak?
Gravely. |
How
do you learn to work in an ice cream parlour?
You go to sundae (Sunday) school. |
How
is a judge like an English teacher?
They both hand out long sentences. |
If the
Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?
On clipper ships. |
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