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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock
Politics (Polly ticks).
What salesman has the slickest line?
A hair grease salesman.
What was Noah's profession?
He was an arkitect (architect).
When do mathematicians die?
When their numbers are up.
When does it pay to be boring?
When you're a ditch digger.
When is a teacher like a bird of prey?
When he watches you like a hawk.
Who judges baking contests?
A pirate.
Who makes a million dollars a day?
Someone who works in a mint.
Who was the first nuclear scientist?
Eve because she knew all about the atom (Adam).
Why are garbage men unhappy?
Because they are down in the dumps so much.
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