Trick, tricky misleading and clever riddles and brain teasers

Trick Riddles

Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the bat-room (bathroom).

Where does the sandman keep his sleeping sand?
In his knapsack (nap sack).

Where were the first French fries made?
In Greece (grease).

Why are oranges like bells?
You can peel (peal) both of them.

Why did the lady hold her ears when she passed the chickens?
Because she didn't want to hear their foul (fowl) language.

Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?
Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

Why did the teacher give the zombie bad marks?
He was always making a ghoul (fool) of himself.

Why did the tree need less sunshine?
Because it was sycamore (sick of more).

Why do people feel stronger on Saturdays and Sundays?
Because all the other days are week (weak) days.

Why do ships use knots instead of miles?
To keep the sea tide (tied).

Trick Riddles

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